Patent# US 7037541 represents a very different way to approach the many intoxicating ingredients that comprise the distracting amalgam Native Americans used to refer to as ‘fire-water.’ The inventor of Alcoholic Beverages Derived from Animal Extract hails from Japan where creativity and innovation reign supreme in so many endeavors. A new breed of booze made from animal extract, however, is something the world may or may not be ready for.
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life. ~ Bill Watterson It would seem that the Peanut Butter Batter Pancake Mix , which is also known as Patent #US 6797310 , has already been created in some form or other, especially considering that George Washington Carver developed more than one hundred recipes utilizing peanuts in his attempts to improve the quality of life for poor southern farmers
“Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure
This Condom with Inflatable Portion that some only refer to as Patent#US 6895967 is proof positive that a picture is indeed worth a thousand words.
No matter your level of maturity, you might not be able to resist giggling at the word "toilet"; a residual effect of childhood. But to many companies, toilets aren’t funny; they’re serious business that determines their future revenue and growth success. These businesses prove that it’s possible to stifle the giggles, and make toilets into innovative organizations and products
Is organization more important than intelligence?
Shinra Manufacturers of Guangzhou, China has made it possible for you to walk on water with the Inflatable Water Ball. Now, I’m all for the idea of being able to walk on water. Really, I am. I think it would be pretty cool in a nondenominational deity sort of way. But..
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~ Henny Youngman Patent# US D509944 , known in polite circles as the Bottle Cap Necktie, is not for everyone. The question remains: is it for anyone at all
The Nuclear Waste Disposal System known surreptitiously as Patent# US 6846967 provides a means for disposing of nuclear waste which includes filling steel containers with nuclear waste and then dropping the containers into the sea in the path of an undersea volcano. The volcano in turn pours lava onto the sea bed with the toxic substances, which the inventor swears are safe to put in the ocean and will not harm the environment
Patent #US 6802818 , also known as the Multi-Functional Massage Device , dared to enter the world in 2004. An attempt to accomodate the modern lifestyle where exercising is relegated to the same priority as filing tax returns and attending to root canals, this massager, which doubles as a pen, is a conventional and acceptable means of massage to relieve the physical pains brought on by non-exercise.(?) This device comes in a casing/body, within which there is a vibrating motor